awesome
tricky gameplay, but the graphics are just right; not too detailed, not too bland. the humor is what sells it. i lost so many lives because i was reading the commentary more than playing, but that was the fun of it. "dude! you got blood on my laser! jerk."
L M F A O
awesome game
excellent gameplay, interesting special system (reminds me of straw hat samurai, which, if i may add, only made the game seem more awesome), clean graphics (even looked good in low-q) and the adrenaline never stopped flowing. awesome game.
And thank you, for the awesome review.
awesome
first time i played, i didn't even jump and was too busy laughing my ass off to restart for a good three minutes. this game is HILARIOUS. hard as hell, but failing isn't nearly as bad as it might sound. half the time i intentionally did a bad jump just to see him go flying head over heels onto the asphalt. great game, but the graphics could be a little more polished. not awesomely so, the low-q art makes it funny, but at least to the point where it doesn't make Masturbation Master look better graphics-wise.
great game
so simple, yet so strangely entertaining.
wow. just... wow.
the music, the gameplay, the upgrades and pickups, everything but the art style (which is really what game the game its own uniqueness) has been updated. really really awesome job, i love every part of the game now.
couldn't stop playing
it took a force of will to even stop playing long enough to type this review, and now i probably won't stop this either; there's too much to talk about. to begin with, the overall game is excellent. everything works perfectly together, from the clean, simple graphics to the ambient music and voicework, so that even amidst what looks like an army of orbs, the player simply collects with the utmost calm. the simplistic goal is made addictive with a few simple elements added, from combo multipliers and speed adjustments to cursor size changes, turning this from a dull neverending game to something that remains interesting even after hours of playing. the interface, in fitting with the theme, is so simplistic that it focuses the eye to the orbs, a good thing to do of course. i didn't know my score was there until i got an achievement for making half a million points. all in all, it's a very simple game that never fails to please. excellent work, can't wait to see what you come out with next.
very interesting
the ambient music, coupled with the simple yet addictive gameplay, makes the game almost seem surreal. near the end, you almost don't know whether to be frantic or calmed because of the opposition between the two aspects, but it's in a way that makes it feel very... complete. that, and the bonus modes are a great touch. 5/5, 10/10.
wow. just wow.
malkraz speaks the truth; most of these people don't even get what the hell they're seeing, apparently. i love the symbolism of the game; his quest for independence, and how the quality of the game lowers as his mission becomes clouded and eventually lost. i got the sign medal but practically as a fluke, simply because the screen had gotten so messed up that i apparently happened to read the last sign; that in itself only proves my previous point.
excellent game, short but it sure as hell made me think. 5/5 and 10/10, god knows you guys earned it.
great game
it was pretty hard, but that's probably because i sucked at it. other than that, the graphics were very clean and well-made, the gameplay was smooth, and overall the game was a very enjoyable experience. a little more time per level would be nice on the first stage at least, but that's just me.
amazing
very compelling, both visually and in terms of theme. the somber music perfectly complemented the game, and the whimsical idea of swinging away from life on the wings of clouds was a great touch. some of the puzzles were a bit difficult to solve, though, but that's probably cause i was too lazy to figure them out. XD
great stuff dude, hope you win. =]
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